Failed Cesspool

Selling a Northport house with a failed cesspool

Much of Long Island, and Suffolk County in particular, was built on cesspools and septic rather than sewers. That works for decades and then one day it does not.

When a cesspool fails, the house becomes very hard to sell conventionally and expensive to put right, which is a punishing combination for somebody who was already trying to move on. We buy with the cesspool exactly as it is, and the repair becomes our problem rather than yours.

Why a failed cesspool stops a Northport sale

The median house in Northport sold for $950,000 and took about 34 days to go under contract, then another 45 to 60 days waiting on the buyer's mortgage. That is 79 to 94 days in total, for a house that was ready to show on day one. That is the ordinary path, and a failed cesspool usually ends it early.

A retail buyer has no way to judge what a cesspool replacement involves, and the number they hear frightens them. The lender has its own view, because a house without working waste disposal is not something anyone wants to write a thirty-year mortgage against. So the inspection report lands, the cesspool is named in it, and the buyer either walks or asks for a credit large enough that you may as well have walked yourself.

Selling a house with a failed cesspool in Northport: backyard of a ranch covered in fallen leaves
Selling a house with a failed cesspool in Northport? We buy houses as-is. Pictured: backyard of a ranch covered in fallen leaves.

Where our experience with cesspools and septic helps you

A failed cesspool arrives as several problems at once: a house that cannot really be lived in, a contractor question, a county health department question, and a sale that just died. Most owners are in no position to run all four.

That is where we are genuinely useful. We know the contractors who do cesspool and septic work on Long Island without vanishing partway, we know which questions belong with the county health department rather than with a salesperson, and we buy the house with the system exactly as it stands.

Why local knowledge changes the number

A house on Orchard Drive. A house on Gail Court. A house on Ashwood Court. All of them in Northport, all bought by us.

Northport is roughly 7,347 people in Suffolk County, ZIP 11768, and the housing stock is mostly victorian, colonial, cape cod. Around Main Street and Northport Harbor, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Northport stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We know which of these streets take water, where the older systems fail first, and what the Northport-East Northport Union Free School District does to a resale price.

You do not need to replace it before you sell

The order most people reach for is: fix the cesspool, then sell. Everybody has that instinct and it is frequently the costly route.

Once the excavator is in the yard, whatever the ground turns out to hold becomes yours to deal with, mid-sale, with a buyer waiting on you. Sellers go that way and find the job growing while they stand there watching it. Selling with the cesspool as it is moves that risk to us, which is most of the reason to do it this way.

The county health department, and why it matters here

People assume a failed cesspool means one specific job at one specific price. It does not. Two houses on the same Northport street can need quite different work depending on the lot, the water table and what was installed originally.

So treat the first number you are quoted carefully, in both directions. A contractor who has actually been out and looked at the cesspool, plus the county health department for what is required, will get you nearer the truth than anybody working from a phone call.

How we arrive at a number on a house with a failed cesspool

On a house with a failed cesspool, the number comes from three things: what it will be worth when the work is finished, what the work will cost, and a cushion in case we are wrong on either. That is all there is to it. There is no formula we are keeping from you.

  • What it is worth repaired. Not the Northport median of $950,000 on its own, but what houses like yours on your street actually closed at recently.
  • What the work costs. Roof, boiler, electric, the kitchen and bath. In Northport the stock is largely victorian and colonial, and on houses that age the mechanicals are usually the expensive part rather than the cosmetics.
  • How long we will hold it. The median Northport house goes under contract in about 34 days once it is showable, then waits 45 to 60 days more on the buyer's lender. Ours has to get to showable first, and we carry taxes and insurance across the whole of it.
  • What we are wrong about. Some of what a house needs only shows once the work starts. We price that in, and it is a big part of the gap between a cash offer and a retail sale.

Why this works for us when it would not for you

This is the part cash buyers tend to gloss over. We run millions of dollars of construction a year. That buys materials at contractor pricing and keeps our own crews working through the year, so the same renovation costs us roughly half what it would cost you to hire it out.

That is the business in one line. It is also why renovating before a sale rarely pays: you would buy the same roof and boiler at retail and hope to get it back at resale, which usually does not happen. We do not make our money by paying you less. We make it by building for less.

If the number does not work for you, tell us so. We would rather have that conversation than pressure anyone. We will look at where you are and give you an honest read on your options, including ones that do not involve selling to us. Plenty of sellers are better off with an agent, and we will say so if you are one of them.

Why cash matters when the cesspool has failed

On a financed sale, somebody has to make the cesspool right before the money moves, and that somebody is almost always the seller. Plenty of people agree to it because they think there is no alternative.

There is. We buy with the failed system in place, at our cost, and we close on the date you pick. Nothing about the cesspool has to be resolved beforehand, because there is no underwriter sitting behind us asking for it.

What you do not pay when you sell a house with a failed cesspool

These are the costs of putting a house with a failed cesspool on the market through an agent. None of them apply when you sell to us.

Agent commission
$47,500 at 5% of the Northport median
none
Seller closing costs
About $19,000 on a $950,000 sale. We can cover these.
none
Repairs to make it listable
Everything a buyer would flag, paid for before you list
none
Cleanout and removal
Charged by the truckload, and done before the first showing
none
Carrying costs while it waits
Taxes, insurance and utilities for the 79 to 94 days of finding a buyer and waiting on their mortgage
none

Disclosure, and what to ask your attorney

The next step is short. Tell us what the cesspool has been doing, we come and look once, and you have a written number within a day.

No inspection, no pump-out, no repair, no cleanout, and no sign on the lawn in Northport. If we think you would come out ahead replacing the cesspool and listing the house properly, we will say so and point you at the contractor we use ourselves.

Common questions

Do I have to fix the cesspool before you buy a Northport house?

Not at all. No repair, no replacement, no pump-out, no inspection. The condition of the cesspool is priced into the offer, and the offer does not move afterward.

What does a new cesspool or septic system cost?

It turns on the lot, the location and what the county health department requires at your address, so any cesspool figure quoted from a web page is a guess. A sanitary contractor who has walked the property will give you a real answer.

The cesspool backed up but the house is still livable. Is that a failure?

Sometimes a backup is a blockage and sometimes it is the cesspool reaching the end of its life, and telling those apart takes somebody who has opened it up. Either way we buy, and either way it is worth knowing which one you have.

A buyer walked away over the cesspool. Does that hurt my chances with you?

Not at all, and it is how a great many people arrive here. A retail buyer walking over a failed cesspool tells us something about that buyer, not about your house.

Do you buy houses on septic as well as cesspools?

Yes. A great deal of Suffolk County is on cesspools or septic rather than sewers, and we buy across all of it. Whatever is in your yard, it does not have to be working for us to buy the house.

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